Narrator : Five
thousand years ago, at an unknown place, there lived a beautiful princess named
Snow White. Her skin was as white as snow, her lips were gorgeous, and her hair
was shiny. She was an orphan, she lived at the palace belongs to her
step-mother. That arrogant queen has an unimportant habit, which was she always
asking her faithful Fortune-Teller, who was the most beautiful woman in the
universe, and the answer was always the queen.
One
day, the queen asking the same question to her Fortune-Teller again.
The
Queen : Hey, my faithful Fortune-Teller! Who is the most beautiful woman
in the universe? (With an arrogant pride)
Fortune-Teller : My queen, the
most beautiful woman in the universe is Snow White. Sorry, but now you are not
more beautiful than Snow White. (With flat expression)
The
Queen : Snow White?! It is impossible! My lovely cat is more beautiful
than her! Don’t be joking! (Surprised and angry)
Fortune-Teller : My queen, I am
not joking. If you did not believe it, you could take a look on the mirror
in your palace together with Snow White. Definitely, the one who is more
beautiful will be…
The
Queen : Enough! I don’t want to hear it! Since now, you are
expelled! (Screaming and pointing her finger to Fortune-Teller, then stand
up and leaving the Fortune-Teller’s house)
Fortune-Teller : My queen, I did
not mean to…
Narrator :
The queen left the Fortune-Teller’s house angrily. She really did
not think there was the one who was more beautiful than her. Moreover,
shewas Snow White, her step-child. She could not accept this reality. When
she arrived at her palace…
The
Queen : It was impossible, really impossible! This was fault. Snow White,
the child who was just sleeping-eating-sleeping-eating? That
Fortune-Teller should be crazy! (Keep grumbling by her own self while
walking around in her room)
Narrator :
Snow White was crossing the queen’s room, than she suddenly stoppedbecause she
has heard her name was mentioned. She kept eavesdropping from the door.
The
Queen : (Sat and thinking hardly). Snow White can’t be the most beautiful
woman in this universe. (Thinking) Ah! Eureka! She must be vanished. Ya.
Narrator :
Snow White was surprised. She kept eavesdropping.
The
Queen : I must kill her! But, how is the way?
Narrator :
The Queen was found an idea; she groped her pocket, picked her
phoneand pressed some number.
The Guardian : (Across from line
phone) Yes, my queen? What could I do?
The Queen : The Guardian, go to my
room as soon as possible!
The Guardian : Roger! Errr, should I
go now?
The Queen : Tomorrow! Grrr, of course
NOW! Jerk!!
The Guardian : Ehehe, okay okay. I
would be there immediately.
Narrator :
Snow White moved to her room quickly, a few seconds later, The Guardianhas come
and entered The Queen’s room.
The Guardian : What’s the matter, my
queen?
The Queen : I command you to kill
Snow White, my step-child.
The
Guardian : What?! It is impossible, my queen. I am afraid to kill a
person. Our sinwould be unforgivable and the hell would be waiting for us.
Moreover, Snow White was kind-hearted and…
The
Queen : Don’t give me a lecture! If you do not want to do it, I will kill
your wifeand your children! Now, which will you choose?
The
Guardian : (Keep silent) Okay, my queen. I would obey your command. But,
howcould I kill her?
The
Queen : Whatever! Stab, hit, burn, torture or induce was your choice. Or
youwant to throw her to a ravine, it is fine. Notice that, Snow White must die
within this night. Understand?
The
Guardian : Un… Understood, my queen!
Narrator :
The Guardian was left The Queen’s room immediately.
(Knock
knock knock)
Snow
White : Come!
The
Guardian : (Talking with scary face) Princess, you were called by The
Queen. Shewas waiting in her room.
Narrator : Snow White felt unwell.
She predicted The Queen would kill her. Finally, shehas found an idea.
Snow
White : Okay, guardian! I would be there. (Leaving her room calmly)
Narrator : The Guardian led Snow
White to The Queen’s room. He has found a way to kill Snow White.
Snow
White : Guardian, sorry, seems like I have spotted a rat’s dung in the
kitchen.Could you go there to clean it? I could go to mom’s room by myself.
The
Guardian : Okay, princess! Excuse me. (Go to the kitchen)
Narrator :
After assured The Guardian has disappeared from the corner of corridor,Snow
White ran out of the palace immediately. She decided to escapefrom her
step-mother’s killing scheme. She kept running to a forest,crossing a river,
walking to a mountain and crossing wild animals’ area.Finally, she was tired
and stopped in the slope of the hill.
Snow
White : Hufh… Hufh… I’m so tired. I could die if I keep on running. My mom
was really cruel! How could she want to kill me? Hufh… Luckily, I knew
about it. If I didn’t, I could not enjoy this beau…
The Anger : Hey, could not you stop
grumbling anymore? It was very noisy, jerk!! (Screaming in
front of Snow White)
Snow
White : Hah? Oh, sorry! But, who are you? (Surprised after she saw a
dwarf)
The
Anger : I am a dwarf who lived behind your palace! Grrr… Don’t you realise
it?
Snow
White : (Turn her head) Oh, My God! I did not see it. I thought this was
just a hut. I am so sorry! (While smiling)
The
Anger : Just saying sorry?! You must buy some fruits for us!
The
Wise : What’s going on, The Anger? Why did you screaming out like an angry
person?
The
Anger : I am angry! See,
this girl was grumbling by her own self like an insane girl. Our house was
disturbed!
The
Wise : (Seeing Snow White’s face that expressed regrets) It’s fine, she
has been regret. It’s better to let her stay with us. What a pity, seems like
she is tired.
The
Anger : Stay with us? How could! Our house could be destroyed if we let
her stay here. I don’t want to!
The
Wise : What’s wrong? We just help her.
The
Anger : Huh! it’s up to you lah!
The
Wise : Okay. Hey, would you like to stay with us? Seem like you were
tired.
Snow
White : Thank you dwarfs. Sorry if I made some difficulties for you all.
The
Wise : Call me The Wise and she is The Anger. Come on!
Snow
White : Okay, thanks. (smiling and then stand up)
Narrator :
The Wise, Snow White and The Anger was entered the dwarfs’ house. In the
inside, Snow White was welcomed by two others dwarf.
The
Joy : Wow, there is a newcomer in our home! Cihuy, this would be fun. Eh, wait
a minute! I would call The Sleeper. (Running to behind)
The
Wise : Let me introduce ourselves. The dwarf who was welcoming you is The
Joy. The green one is The Forgetful.
The
Forgetful : Welcome! Hey! I am The Forgetful. Who are you? (Shake snow
White’s hand)
Snow
White : I am Snow White.
The
Wise : Nah, the red one is The Anger. She is easy to be angry, but
actually she is kind. Nah, princess! Are you the wrecked Queen’s step-child?
Snow
White : Yes. But my mom was not wrecked. She’s just thirst of domination
egoism and cruel.
The
Anger : Wew, it’s the same, princess! Eh, by the way why were you walked
to here?
Snow
White : Actually, I have been here because I escaped from the palace. My
mom wanted to kill me. Her Fortune-Teller said if my beauty was exceeding hers.
So, she wanted to kill me, so she could be the most beautiful woman in the
universe.
Narrator : The Joy and The Sleeper
have joined in the room. Everyone was silent.
The Anger : Unbelievable! Would be
killed just because of pretty looking? zzz!
The Joy : Wah, it’s dangerous. Don’t
let The Queen know The Princess is here.
The Wise : Ya. We must protect Snow
White in our house. Agreed??
Four dwarfs : Agreed!! (Fist their
hands up!)
The
Joy : Hey, The Sleeper? Do you agree?! (Poke The Sleeper who slept beside
her)
The Sleeper : (Awaked) Hmm? Agree
about what??
The
Anger : Grrr, jerk! The
Princess was threatened to be extinct, err, i mean to be killed in our house.
Do you agree to let her live here peacefully??
The Sleeper : OO! So that’s the matter!
The Anger : Don’t say just “OO!” Do
you agree?
The Sleeper : Yeah, I am agreed. It
could be fun if we live together with a beautifulprincess. Hehehe…
The Joy : Oh, shit! (While slapping
The Sleeper’s head)
Snow
White : Hahaha… Thanks! Nice to know you all!
Narrator :
The Five Dwarfs allowed Snow White to live together in their house. At there,
Snow White was treated well. As a thank you to them, Snow White always cooks a
food, cleaning the house and told a story before they fall asleep. She was also
guarding the house while The Five Dwarfs was working. Snow White felt happy to
live together with them. She decided to live forever in their house. Meanwhile,
in The Queen’s Palace… The Queen was grooming and whistling while her phone was
ringing.
♫~♪♪
The
Queen : (Surprised) Huh, annoying! Don’t see am I grooming? (Furious)
Hello?!
Fortune-Teller : The Queen, I
called because I just want to know your condition!
The
Queen : What?! What is your relationship with me, huh?! (Got angry)
Fortune-Teller : That’s not what
I mean, The Queen. Actually I want to give you news!
The
Queen : Wait! Who are you? (With innocent face)
Fortune-Teller : Astaghfirullah…
I am The Fortune-Teller, your faithful Fortune-Teller who always predicted
everything fast, up-to-date, and accurate! Did you forget, my queen?
The
Queen : (spinning her eyeball, her heart became more pissed) zzz… So, that
was you! Why did you call me? I thought you didn’t have a phone. Because you
are old-fashionable..
Fortune-Teller : Oh, My God! I
forgot to tell you, this is my new cellphone. I have found it on the
astonishing cave that…
The
Queen : Don’t tell a fairytale! What kind of news did you have? (Couldn’t
be patient)
Fortune-Teller : Ehm, lately I
have predicted that the 2012 would be the end of the year, my queen.
The
Queen : So, what is the connection with me? Zzz! (Pissed off)
Fortune-Teller : Oh, sorry. Wrong
topic! I mean that I have seen Snow White. She was still alive and lived in The
Five Dwarfs’ house.
The
Queen : WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Fortune-Teller : (Took the phone
away from ear) I am not lying, my queen. You know how I did my job, don’t you?
(The Queen was silent keeping her anger. A
tissue she held was scraped into pieces. The time goes away)
Fortune-Teller : Hello, my queen?
Are you still alive??
The
Queen : I would not die before I kill Snow White with my own hands!!
(Infuriated and anger. She turned off her phone and slam it to the table)
(The
Queen left her room quickly)
Narrator :
The angry queen went to make a new plan to vanish Snow White. She has got a
great idea. Without thinking longer, she began her revenge. Meanwhile, in the
Five Dwarfs’ house, Snow White was still loved by The Five Dwarfs, because The
Dwarfs treated Snow White as their own mother. She often told a fairytale story
if they want to go sleep or could not sleep well. Now, it’s time to The Five
Dwarfs to work at The Remote Hill.
Snow
White : Be careful, The Five Dwarfs! Especially for The Sleeper, you are
not allowed to sleep on the way loh!
The
Sleeper : Okay, princess! (Pointing her thumbs up)
The
Anger : Hey, The Forgetful! Your rucksack! How could you forget it?!
(Pointing the rucksack near Snow White)
The
Forgetful : Oh, yeahh! Thank you hehehee!! (Taking her rucksack)
Snow
White : The Forgetful, don’t be forget anymore yah!
The
Forgetful : Okay, princess. Calm down, I have just forget now!
The
Anger : WHAT?! It’s not just now! Errr!
The
Wise : Stop quarrelling! We go to work ya, princess! Perhaps we go home at
4PM. Be careful. Don’t believe anyone here!
Snow
White : (Smiling) Okay, The Wise.
The
Wise : Good! Adios!
Four
Dwarfs : Adios, princess!!
Snow
White : Adios! (Entering the home)
Narrator :
Snow White was alone in The Five Dwarfs’ House. She tidied up the kitchen, The
Dwarfs’ room and fishing in the river. After fried the fish, she stripped the
fruit. After that she mopped the floor. Suddenly, someone has come.
Snow
White : (While mopping) Fiuh… I am so lucky and save in this house. No one
can find me here.
Narrator :
The Young Man with black robe walking towards The Five Dwarfs’ house. There was
a staff and a box in his hands
The
Wizard : (Knocking the door) Spada! Spadaa! (Glancing his watch) Spadaa!!
Snow
White : (Opened the door) Yes, what are you looking for?
The
Wizard : Err, girl! I want to offer you a business. Eeh, a product I mean.
Snow
White : What kind of product, ya?
The
Wizard : This is a hair-vitamin. It makes your hair longer quickly without
waiting for many years. It is definitely faster than shinkansen.
Snow
White : Actually I already have one. But perhaps it is just as fast as
motorcycle. Look at my hair! It never get longer.. (While flapping her
hair)
The
Wizard : Nah… Because of that, you will definitely need it. It is as fast
as Concorde. It has been tested in USA. It is 100% natural! Trust me! (He gave
it to Snow White)
Snow
White : Errr. Okay okay! How much it costs?
The
Wizard : It is cheap! Just 20 dollar, girl!
Snow White : Yaah, how about 5
dollar? Hehehee…
My money is low!
The
Wizard : Wew, girl! I could eat just gravel if you pay me 5 dollar. Okay
lah, 15 dollar, girl! This is the rarest item and the most favourite item on
the online auctioning. It is almost extinct.
Snow
White : Almost extinct? Like a dinosaur huh?! Hahaha!
The
Wizard : C’mon! Quickly if you want to buy it! My time is running out and
my schedule is so dense!
Snow
White : okay okay! Wait! (Groped her pocket and give him money)
The
Wizard : Thanks, girl! I would not forget your goodness. Oh, yeahh! You
should use it immediately. Fresh from oven loh! Byebye~ (Waving hands)
Snow
White : Okay! (Waving hands) (Goes to bathroom and use it). Ahh! May this
is really effective! Amin!
Narrator :
After a while, Snow White felt unwell on her head, her head was itchy. She
scratched her head. But, her head was itchier. Then she scratched and
scratched. Snow White became dizzy. She sat on the chair. Minute after minute,
she could not bear it anymore. She was unconscious for a long time.
The Five Dwarfs was
home, but she was not conscious yet.
The
Sleeper : Hey, princess?! Are you sleeping? Wake up! We are home! (Shaking
Snow White’s shoulder, but Snow White was still motionless)
The
Joy : Princess?! Wake up! Lho lho… What should we do? It’s strange!!!
(Afraid)
The
Wise : What’s going on?
The
Sleeper : She was unconscious… She was not awakening yet!
The
Wise : Princess?? (Flapping Snow White’s hair, and realise there were some
poison) Hah, this is a poison?! It means…
The
Forgetful : (Surrounding Snow White) What? Did she poisoning?
The
Wise : This is a poison! Did you forget? Poison!! (Bear his sadness)
The
Forgetful : So what if she was poisoning? (Relapse)
The
Sleeper : She could be died, Forgetful! zzz?!
The
Forgetful : Ohh, yeah yeah! Sorry! Then, what should we do?
The
Wise : Let her stretched. C’mon!
(The Five Dwarfs supported Snow White on
walking and leaned her on the chair. The Anger came)
The
Anger : Lho. Is princess unconscious?? (Surprised)
The
Wise : She has died, The Anger. We lost her… (Crying)
The
Sleeper : Beware of your words! I have been trying to awaken up her?! But
she didn’t wake up! We could be in difficulties! (Confused)
The
Anger : Oh, My God! (Shocked)
The
Forgetful : Let’s take her to the nearest hospital!
The
Wise : Forgetful.. There is no hospital around here!
The
Forgetful : Ehehehehee… Sorry! (Innocent smiling)
Narrator :
Finally, The Five Dwarfs supporting Snow White on walking to her bed. Hours
went on. Snow White was still unconscious. The Five Dwarfs was confused and
scared. Snow White seemed like to be dead. They assumed there is the one, who
could resolve this problem. He is The Prince from The Remote Hill.
♫♪~♩♬♯ (bip bip bip)
The
Prince : Wew, someone needs my help! (Looking at his watch) It’s
better if I go to find out! It must be important! (immediately go left his
house and run)
Narrator :
The Prince left his castle immediately. He ran away for a far distance and a
long time. After about 20 minutes, he felt so tired. He decided to stop on
running. He sat under a tree near a small house. It was The Five Dwarfs’ house.
The Joy heard something suspicious in the outside of their house. She went
outside to check it.
The
Joy : (Opened the door) Hey! What’s going on?!
The
Prince : Ah! I am tired of running for a far distance. Are you a dwarf?
Did you live there? (Pointing The Five Dwarfs’ house)
The
Joy : Yes, I am The Joy. That is my house. Why are you sitting there? Is
there any problems?
The
Prince : I have to help someone. But, I didn’t know where. I am so tired,
so I sit here.
The
Joy : Ah! By the way, who are you? Seems like, I have seen you before.
The
Prince : Ah. I am The Prince from Slytherin Kingdom in The Remote Hill.
The
Joy : Oh. I see! You could get some drink in my house. Come on! Get in!
The
Prince : Okay, thanks! You’re so kind, The Joy! (Stood up and entered the
house)
(In
the house, The Prince saw Snow White fallen asleep)
The
Joy : Actually, our princess is unconscious now. We do not know whether
she is dead or not (sad expression)
The
Prince : Wew, perhaps this is the problem. (Realise it!) Aha! I know what
I should do! (Cheerful)
The
Wise : Oh, thank you, sir! Could you awaken her? We have been given up!
(Sighing)
The
Prince : (Looking at Snow White) Umm… Let me thinking… (Thinking)
The
Dwarfs : … (just waiting)
The
Prince : Aha! I have a unique power! Come here! I will tell you.
(The
Prince whispered The Wise something. The Wise surprised)
The
Wise : What?! That’s embarrassing! Freak!
The
Prince : That’s the only way to resolve this problem. Trust me! It will be
okay! (Smiling)
(Unbelievabele,
The Prince farted Snow White. The Five Dwarfs closed their nose together)
The
Anger : Grrrr! What a stingy smell! Whuahhhhh!! (Flapping her hand)
(It
was given a spectacular result. Snow White was awaked)
Snow
White : Hoamh.. What happen…?! Whuahhhhh!! (Flapping her hand)
The
Joy : Hahahahaa! It’s ridiculous! (Laughing)
Snow
White : Aargh! Who was farting? (Infuriated)
The
Dwarfs : HIM! (Pointing to The Prince)
The
Prince : Ehhh! But…
Snow
White : What? Have your parents taught you about politeness?
The
Prince : Of course they have! Hey, you should thank me! I have saved you
from death! Didn’t you know?
Snow
White : Death? Who is dead? And why are you here?
The
Sleeper : Errr. We are sorry, princess! You have fallen asleep for long
hours. We thought that you were died, so we called for help. And he is the one
who help us to awaken you!
The
Prince : Yes, that’s why I am here!
Snow
White : zzz.. I am not died yet. I have just slept because my head was
dizzy!
The
Wise : Yeah! It’s just misunderstanding, princess!
The
Joy : Moreover, at first we want to find someone who could accompany you
while you are alone in the house.
The
Forgetful : And we thought the right one is him. (smiling)
Snow
White : What?! I do not want to! How could I am accompanied by someone who
was farting haphazardly! NO WAY! (Still infuriated)
The
Prince : Wait! Hey, I didn’t know about this! Moreover, how could you
reject me this fast? Do I want to do so?
Snow
White : Huh!
The
Prince : Okay! It doesn’t matter. I still have 5 concubines in my castle.
I don’t need you!
The
Anger : Okay okay! Stop quarrelling! Princess, the important one for us is
you are still alive, we don’t know what to do if you are died.
The
Forgetful : Yes, we are happy you are still alive.
The
Joy : Please forgive him and let him go lah.
The
Wise : Yeah, Hey prince! I represent The Princess and The Others say many
thanks for your help, and we are sorry if you are disturbed. Once again, thank
you! (smiling happily)
The
Prince : Hahahaa… Not at all! It’s me who want to help you. Okay! I must
be leaving now! Take care yourselves! Goodbye~ (Waving hands)
The
Dwarfs : Byee~ (Waving hands)
Narrator :
Finally, Snow White decided to live together with The Five Dwarfs in their
house. The Prince went back to his castle. The Wizard has been engaged to The
Princess from Slytherin Kingdom. Meanwhile, The Queen surely got angry heard
that Snow White was still alive. She got depressed in her life. She devastated
her own castle. Unfortunately, she herself was being buried in the ruins of her
castle. Snow White has found her happiness and lived happily along with The
Five Dwarfs
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